The weather (or playing with a baby) is good for 20 seconds

Yesterday I had to attend a 5-hour training session on being a salesperson at my job. I'm not a salesperson there and have no plans to become one. So it was a big waste of time. Luckily, I'm in this mood where I just want to be out of my house so I was fine with staying at work for 9-and-a-half hours.

Here are some scans from the handouts: