Chris Tried to be my Hero

One day this ditzy hippy girl dropped her cell phone down the sewer grate. She saw me as I came out of my apartment and frantically asked to use my phone and phone book. She called the city but it was the weekend so they couldn't come fish it out. Eventually her friends helped her get it out with a coat hanger and chewing gum or something like that. Since I had at least tried to help her out, this was waiting for me outside my apartment the next morning.